[Brian Allgar]

(A sneak preview of the next ‘Indiana Jones’ film)

A new ‘Indy Jones’ will be made
That merits a warm accolade.
Indy brings to their knees
The Republican sleaze,
Right down to the Last Cruz Aide.

A tribute to Sarah Palin

This woman’s a pain in the ass:
Incoherent, aggressive and crass.
No surprise, I’m afraid,
That a Palindrome made
From her first name comes out as “Haras”.

[Nigel Mace]

May I return the compliment, Brian - and, lifting my eyes from my current Occitan translation, appoint you as our...

Portar Estendard contra Cruzada Republicana

[Brian Allgar]

BREAKING NEWS

Speaking at a press conference to defend his controversial anti-LGBT bill, Governor McCrory announced new legislation to make incest between father and daughter not only legal but mandatory.

The Governor explained: “It is time to restore traditional family values in North Carolina.”

[Erik Olson]

China Bans April Fools; Propaganda Minister Announces:

“We won't let April Fools take us by storm.
With socialist values, it does not conform.
Our leaders who have deemed it devious,
Banned it as with all western, pernicious
Imports.” That communism's from the west
Remains the issue which is unaddressed.

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[Erik Olson]

Sorry had to delete.

[Erik Olson]

sorry had to delete.

[Brian Allgar]

With all this anti-LGBT legislation based on scare-mongering about men going into women’s loos for nefarious purposes, what about all those disguised women who are going into men’s loos? We’re not safe, I tell you! I think anyone trying to enter a men’s loo should first be required to prove that he or she can pee into a urinal while standing up.

[Ann Drysdale]

Have Shewee. Will travel.

[Nicholas Stone]

Call me old fashioned Brian, I don't see the issue about not letting pre-op transgender people use the opposite gender's facilities. Wasn't there that transgender man who got put in a women's prison and raped somebody? And then you may get weirdos pretending to be transgender just in order to use the wrong loo. Safety first, no?

Let all who have a penis use the gents'.
Let all who don't use ladies'. That makes sense.

[Brian Allgar]

http://news.groopspeak.com/report-trump-didnt-give-donated-money-to-veterans-groups/



"REPORT: Trump Didn’t Give Donated Money To Veterans’ Groups
Donald Trump held a fundraiser for veterans groups back in January, and last month some of those groups said that they had never received the money."

Once again, poor Donald has been grossly misunderstood. Read the sign carefully. It says "DonaldTrumpfor Vets". In fact, he was raising funds for his veterinary surgeons. Mr Trump explained "I needed the money to pay the vets for sorting out my bitches and fillies. Keeping 'em under control is a nightmare. The cost is yuge."