[Jayne Osborn]

''Glabrous'' - great word, Annie, and a new 'un on me, I must confess!

Jayne

[Ann Drysdale]

I first met it when I was studying botany. It often comes in handy.

[Matt Q]

As I watch the familiar waste,
the photos of those now erased,
I give it its due:
The location is new.
But it leaves the same dark aftertaste.

[Mass shooting at California garlic festival]

[RCL]

Moscow Mitch

There is a cloned turtle named Mitch
Who by cheating in DC grows rich.
He forgives Russian spies
And blocks laws with Don’s lies,
For he is the president’s bitch.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?v...=0&eim=1,2 ,6


https://www.courier-journal.com/stor...ch/1835931001/

[RCL]

Limerick for Don on the purloined crapper:

Midas Merde

An Italian-designed golden loo
A throne for the inner you.
Yearning like Midas
To poo gold detritus
You’re flush every time that you do.

[RCL]

Stuffed Turkey

A DC Turkey named T***p,
(Whom Erdogan of Turkey did hump)
Argued, Genocide? No!
It was just quid pro quo!
Said sycophant Graham, T’s chump.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/white-hous...-165154425.htm

[Brian Allgar]

45 and 100

(When Trump signed the Women’s Suffrage Centennial Commemorative Coin Act, he asked: “So why wasn’t this done a long time ago — years ago?”)

Women’s suffrage was great, in my view,
So we’re striking a coin for ’em, true.
But why make ’em wait
All them years? Lemme state,
This centennial’s long overdue.