I've only just discovered that we can post parodies and limericks without breaching site rules. Yay!
I dedicate this to anyone who's ever been banned from anywhere.
Epitaph for a Banned Forum Member
Do not click on my page and weep,
I am not there, I do not sleep,
I am the smiley that you post,
I am the key you tap the most,
I am the joke that got deleted,
a swear word not to be repeated,
I am, perhaps, a hidden guest,
on other sites I beat my chest,
Each time your CPU shuts down,
I am the final sigh fan sound,
Do not post on my page and cry,
they’ve banned me now, I can’t reply.
https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/do-n...rave-and-weep/