[Nicholas Stone]

We're doomed I tell ye,
Doomed are we,
As doomed as doomed can be.
If we weren't ruled from Brussels
We'd be up the spout, without a doubt
Quite doomed. Oh, can't you see?!

We couldn't go on holidays,
We couldn't keep our food or trade,
We wouldn't have the laws they've made
To keep us on the straight and narrow.
Why we'd be doomed! Oh, can't you see?
Just like a marrow on the barrow.

You'd lose your job. You'd lose your wife.
Your kids would lose their school!
You'd be a slave to Abaddon,
Condemned to British rule.
We'd be so poor all on our own.
Quite doomed! All doomed to doom!
And what about the immigrants
For whom there isn't room?
Why if we left the EU
Then where would they go? Khartoum?

We're doomed I tell ye!
Doomed! Oh please,
Stay in the EU, do!
It's safer if they make our laws:
They know what's best for you.