MY WAY OF SAYING BEEP
You jerk! That's just a bicycle!
If you had half a brain,
you'd know you can't keep up with cars,
so get out of my lane!
I don't care if your name is Lance
and you're a great big star.
You may have won the Tour d'France,
but you can't beat a car,
so pull aside and let me pass!
I haven't got all day.
Just move your Lycra-covered ass
and get out of my way!
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