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Brian Allgar 06-25-2014 06:39 AM
Err ... Martin, does that mean you are planning a recipe book whose chief ingredient is performing fleas?

basil ransome-davies 06-25-2014 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Martin Parker (Post 324763)
Bazza, you can still order your own complete flea circus from Svensons via
www.svensons.co.uk/6html or by phoning "Eric" on 01325-378397. Other suppliers also exist, though I have not phoned to enquire about their sales figures.
But I hope to persuade both you and Lucy that, though the heyday of the performing flea may be past, the profession still carries on -- though threatened by a widening range of pesticides, zappers and, no doubt, a sea of Health and Safety regulations applicable to all circus performers.
Why would I want a fucking flea circus?

John Whitworth 06-25-2014 07:00 AM
Doesn't everybody, in his heart of hearts, want a flea circus?

Ann Drysdale 06-25-2014 07:28 AM
Oh, gawd - I have just dribbled "Frontline" between the shoulderblades of my boon companion and even (TA-DA!) vacuumed the rugs on which he is wont to lie.

A whole generation of Hopping Wallendas has been wiped out at a stroke and a whizzle.

Mea culpa... mea maxima culpa...

Brian Allgar 06-25-2014 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by basil ransome-davies (Post 324766)
Why would I want a fucking flea circus?
Bazza, don't be such a killjoy. Many circus-goers love watching fleas fucking.

basil ransome-davies 06-25-2014 02:43 PM
I know, but I'm past that stage.


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