John,

You must mean Sarah Palin. She's merely a wannabee running mate for Trump, I think.

For a great satire of Ms. Palin, watch the Finnish movie "Iron Sky"

Suicide bomber 'hoist with own petard', say reports.

Perhaps he was a suicide bomber by accident, as sometimes happened in Ireland.

Douglas, that's the one. Smething I read in the Daily Telegraph. She's too nice for Trump, but then isn't anybody?

The New York Post once ran a headline "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar"

Ailin Palin
 

Sarah

Poor pretty Palin
Fecklessly failin’
Stuck to McCain
Like chronic pain.

Trumpets

Fiorina

He called her a frump
She took the lump
And soon will Trump.

The Donald

Out on the stump
An arse and rump
Speaks Disney’s Trump.

Foreign Policy

Dumber than ice is
Don’ll face ISIS
Deliver new crisis.

The Wall

Don’s erection
After election
May on inspection
Expose infection.

The news of the day is a bit of shocker:
We're minus a mod and we're left with a rocker.

(No offence, Jayne, I was just thinking about your motorbike and couldn't resist the rhyme...)

:)

Jeremy wins!
 

Now clones of Blair, the creepy Tony,
Have come a cropper, much like Boney,
Tomorrow is another day.
Well done, old grey horse, Corbyn J.!

All his opponents Jez Corbyn has thrashed
With a message of hope; thank God all hopes are dashed.
Now, comrades, old Corybyn is going to train us
To froth at the mouth and talk out of the anus.

Let's hope the man who doesn't shave
Will put the wind up bare-faced Dave
And though his wardrobe looks like Steptoe's
Will bring to book the banker-kleptos.